I have a multiple beverage personality. I dearly love coffee, but also appreciate tea. Being an Anglophile, I’ve come to appreciate a nicely punctuated day of tea, but being a frequent night owl/insomniac, I also appreciate a good bedtime tea. The only thing that makes me sleepy is Yogi Bedtime tea. Yogi tea’s infused platitudes are one of my favorite things.

I decided they are so kitschy and delightful (my apologies to any devoted Yogis or Taoists out there) that I’d write my own. You’ve heard of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (of SNL fame)? I present to you Tea Thoughts by Jessica M.H. Smith (of no fame).

Tea Thought 1