by Jessica | Mar 29, 2016 | Tea Thoughts
It’s the comeback edition of Tea Thoughts! If, like the main character of Netflix’s Flaked, you’ve got a platitude problem, I have the remedy: Tea Thoughts. Tea Thoughts is my take on Yogi Tea’s tea tag inspirational quotes. If you know me, I...
by Jessica | Jan 1, 2015 | Humor
This is a delightful example of the tenor of dialogue between my husband and I: stressful criticism followed by witticism followed by mutual laughter. Also, I’m super anxious. Add this to your list of anxiety quotes. Possible future series – the anxious...
by Jessica | Nov 8, 2014 | Humor
Guys, I’ve not heard anyone freaking out over Ebola in at least a week. I kind of miss it. The comedy gold. I don’t miss Ebola. I made a list of some of my favorite Ebola comedy bits. I know Ebola itself is not a joke If you’re offended by this,...
by Jessica | Sep 13, 2014 | Humor
I just posted this on Chicago’s EveryBlock, a public bulletin board for neighborhood communication. Such heroic behavior deserves mention. This is an ode to the early morning honker, the person giving a ride to an unseen passenger this very Saturday at 6:30am. I...
by Jessica | Aug 19, 2014 | Tea Thoughts
Here’s a Tea Thought inspired by the saying “You have the same number of hours in a day as Beyoncé.” I like this take: “Maybe Beyoncé does her own laundry, but I fucking doubt it. There are two hours right there that she has that I do...
