Humor Archives | Jessica M.H. Smith

Dear Early Birds (An Avian Eviction),

I HEART birds Birds. BIRDS. You are amazing. I love your work on stamps, in Portlandia sketches (I have put a bird on it), …

Today’s tea thought is me making fun of myself upon rising this morning. I woke up this morning and actually thought the words …

Thanks for your patience, my readers (both of you)! I’m still getting the hang of full time work, life, and personal writing balance, …

Here’s hoping tea thoughts gives you a chuckle today. (My angel hasn’t beatboxed in a while.)

People today are so religious, and by religious, I mean they worship their phones & tablets. Eye contact shouldn’t be a commodity. …

Sorry this Tea Thoughts is getting out late, but my graphics program was down. It’s only appropriate considering the theme for today: …

Tea Thoughts by Jessica M.H. Smith #13: You conscience is your mind’s bouncer for bad ideas. Let’s make a list. If your …

She said this to John today. Welcome back to Things We Said, quotes from the Smith family domestic life. The only thing John and …

Tea Thoughts by Jessica M.H. Smith, Final Four edition. To quote one of my favorite billboards, “Yesterday you said tomorrow.” Make a shot.

Maybe if I composted my jokes, they’d laugh. (This joke is kind of Jainist, which is about as niche as you can …