by Jessica | Apr 7, 2014 | Humor, Quotes
She said this to John today. Welcome back to Things We Said, quotes from the Smith family domestic life. The only thing John and I love more than teasing each other is making fun of ourselves, which I did when I said this to him. I love the news, and I can’t...
by Jessica | Feb 22, 2014 | Quotes
A lot of people have told me I’m weird, but I know I’m f*cking awesome….if you don’t like my work, you can always go watch ‘Two & a Half Men.’ -Nick Offerman’s answer to a question about how to respond to people who think...
