The Onion Writers’ Panel + 11 Headlines

The Onion Writers’ Panel + 11 Headlines

The Onion Writer’s Panel at the Athenaeum A couple months ago I went to the Onion & Simpson’s writer’s panel at 2nd Annual 26th Annual Comedy Festival in Chicago. I almost didn’t go because I now [lowers to a whisper] live in the suburbs....
Five Minute Friday: Nothing is More

Five Minute Friday: Nothing is More

Welcome to the Nothing Store! Welcome to the Nothing Store! So glad to have you here. Have you been here before? No? Well, I’ll just tell you how it works real quick and you can get started. You see our menu above. There’s three categories from which to...
Props for Self Motivation

Props for Self Motivation

Sometimes you just need to incarnate some tongue-in-cheek self help. Here are my favorite props for self motivation. I once had one of these in my purse (just in case), and gave it to someone at a bar who said something really rad. I put these around my desk when I...